Corruptiontitis Auta Hollywood

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Corruptiontitis Auta Hollywood

KUALA LUMPUR, March 4, 2025: Malaysia is now plagued by an exclusive virus for politicians. It is called Corruptiontitis Auta Hollywood (CAH).

And the virus is viralling all over social media at lightning speed - the rest of the world have to thank corrupt Malaysians and politicians for the discovery of the virus.

Read on, just for fun or with indignity (reproduced from social media WhatsApp):

Public Alert: If you see a politician suddenly fainting, immediately report it to MACC—it could be an early symptom of *“Corruptiontitis Auta Hollywood” !*

Politicians Collapsing - 

A mysterious virus called “Corruptiontitis Auta Hollywood” is spreading rapidly in political circles! Those infected are mostly high-ranking politicians. They are collapsing, clutching their chests, and suffering from sudden memory loss.

Doctors confirm: The only known trigger is RM100 million in cash, neatly packed in bags.

Virus Origin: The RM100 Million “Shock”

The outbreak was traced to a former top official’s aide’s residence, where MACC officers discovered stacks of cash totaling RM100 million!

One officer reportedly muttered:

*”This isn’t a house - it’s an ATM without a PIN code!"*

Key Symptoms: The Dramatic Reactions

1. Sudden Fainting – When asked, “Where did the money come from?” Boom! Politician collapses faster than a football player faking an injury. 

2. Chest Pain – But only when hearing words like "MACC investigation" or "money trail". Otherwise, perfectly fine. 

3. Blood Pressure Spike – Too many lies, too much stress. The heart can’t handle it. 

4. Selective Amnesia – Forgets everything related to corruption cases but can perfectly remember their personal bank account details. 

Treatment: “Honesty Pills” 

(No One Dares to Take Them!)

Doctors recommend “Honesty Pills” (Ingredients: Truth + Accountability). But…

Side effects include:

Bank accounts frozen. 

Loss of political position.

Possible jail time.

Outcome? Not a single politician willing to take the medicine.

Netizens React: Oscar-Worthy Performances!

User A: “They collapse so fast—are they training for stunt double roles? 

User B: “Can we vaccinate politicians against corruption? 

User C: “If RM100M cash causes this much damage, imagine RM1 billion!”

Final Words: Time to “Recover” and Face Reality

“Corruptiontitis Auta Hollywood” is not just a medical emergency, but also a serious test of public patience.

One thing is clear: The country needs real leaders, not part-time actors! 

Public Alert: If you see a politician suddenly fainting, immediately report it to MACC—it could be an early symptom of *“Corruptiontitis Auta Hollywood” !*

Note: Sudden Fainting – When asked, “Where did the money come from?” Boom! Politician collapses faster than a football player faking an injury.